Taurus

After winning the lottery this week, a number of 'friends' whom
you haven't seen in a long time miraculously appear on your
doorstep. As you scream expletives at them accusing them of being money-
grabbing cunts, you douse their shoes in petrol and set them on fire. It's only once
their charred bodies are carried away by paramedics that you notice the birthday gifts
they'd bought you for the suprise birthday party your best friend had arranged.


Can't say that sounds like me?
Ett kul horoskop jag hitta i en tidning här.